Category Archives: General Silliness

Happy Birthday Mr. Theodor Seuss Geisel!!!

Friday, March 2nd, is the 114th anniversary of the birth of the incredible Mr. Theodor Seuss Geisel, known to millions (if not billions) of people as simply, Dr. Seuss. The first Dr. Seuss book I recall reading was, “Horton Hears … Continue reading

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Never Loan Your Sock Glue to a Gymnast!

Nadia: Hi Bridget! Bridget: Hey Nadia! What’s up? Nadia: I was wondering if I could borrow some of that “sock glue” you were telling me about. Bridget: But gymnasts don’t wear socks! What are you going to use it for, … Continue reading

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Guinness OnStar

This is an actual Guinness OnStar call transcript: Guinness OnStar: Hello, Guinness OnStar. Customer: Thank God! I need your help! Guinness OnStar: How can we help you Ma’am? Customer: (sounds of whining kids in back seat) Guinness OnStar: How can … Continue reading

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Feis-Aid Kit for Feis Moms

Every dancer’s Feis Checklist should contain personalized First-Aid items that he or she may require and let me tell you, I’ve seen some Dancer First-Aid kits with enough supplies to handle virtually every ailment and injury to include performing emergency … Continue reading

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The Putcher Dance

This is an actual telephone transcript.  An Coimisiún: An Coimisiún le Rincí Gaelacha, may we help you? Beauregard: Yes sir you may, I have a question about your figure dance book! An Coimisiún: Are you reffering to Ár Rinncidhe Fóirne? … Continue reading

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Please Dispose of Used Wigs in an Environmentally Responsible Manner

In what appears to be the first concrete, tangible evidence of the existence of a previously undocumented species, a local amateur photographer has managed to capture on camera images of a small, yet extremely hirsute mammal, that the local townsfolk … Continue reading

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A Couple Three Feis Signs…

We’ve all observed signs like these at the Feis: Don’t get me wrong, these signs are fine as they direct traffic and let people know about the ground rules or prohibited activities. People want to be informed! In that light, … Continue reading

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